Welcome back, it’s been a long year since I last wrote. Last year I shocked the world and picked the Texas Longhorns to cut the nets. Must’ve been that Covid brain fog kicking in because what a stupid pick. Anyways, last night watching the second play-in game of an absolute rock fight between Virginia and […]
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The Road to the Final Loon: SZN II
That’s right, the March Madness bracket competition that electrified fans across the Loon State has been cleared for a second season. Which Loon knows the most ball? Read ahead in this preview, and stay tuned for updates throughout the tournament to find out.
The Revenge Tour
As as some of you may know, I picked Kentucky to win it all last year, and you know how that went. In hindsight my Kentucky bias really showed and wow was I so wrong. Fuck you Doug you piece of shit. This year it will be different. (I do have a Kentucky future +4500 […]
This game stunk, but there were still a lot of important (and not important) conclusions to be taken from Georgia’s beatdown of the Horned Frogs. Let’s check them out. Winner: Georgia Yeah okay dude…they obviously won the game. Yes, but this beatdown showed more than that. With this game, Georgia has become the gold standard […]
Loon’s Must Bet CFB Win Total
Ladies, gentlemen, degenerates, we at Loon HQ have been keeping a large wager away from you guys over fear of the line moving. We wanted to be fair to you guys and make sure that this line was set in stone before we gave it out. For those who don’t follow closely, Loon makes our […]
Last night, the Kansas Jayhawks made history with the largest comeback win in NCAA Tournament Final game history as they beat UNC 72-69 after trailing by 15 at the half. In the Loon bracket competition, LoonMush made a similar comeback after posting a brutal first round score. Before we congratulate Mush or whatever, let’s talk […]
The Road To the Final Loon: Second Weekend
An intense four days of basketball saw heavy favorites go down and Cinderella stories continue but culminated in a Final Four of Blue Blood powerhouses. See which Loon boys are still in the running and which are dead (SlimLoon): 1. Intern Allen – 630 points So I had an absolutely terrible weekend for my bracket […]
Road to the Final Loon: Second Round
It was another round of surprises in the NCAA Tournament and none of the Loon Boys made it through unscathed. See who fell down the board and who moved into Postition A after the first weekend: 1. LoonBeast – 400 points I said in the First Round blog that LoonBeast was primed to make a […]
The Road to the Final Loon: First Round
It’s great to feel like some sort of genius boy by picking all the games right in the First Round of NCAA Tournament, but it isn’t that important who’s ahead after two days. The First Round only really matters when your Champion and Final Four teams get bounced right away. Keep reading to see which […]
The Road to The Final Loon Starts Here
It’s Tourney Time and here at Loon State Sports we’re going to have some fun with it. The boys have made their brackets, solidified their Final Four predictions and picked their upsets. After every round, I’ll be breaking down how each Loon is doing until we crown the smartest in the pond. Stay tuned to […]