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NFL

The GOAT Retires (again)

If you’re like me, you probably woke up this morning to 17 different notifications from ESPN, the score, etc. letting you know that 7 time Super Bowl Champion Tom Brady had announced his retirement once again. My gut reaction? Honestly, I don’t think anyone is surprised this time around. After the Cowboys handled the Bucs […]

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NFL

NFL Conference Championships Preview:

Well folks, here we are. It’s been an incredible football season (unless you’re a fan of the Colts, Broncos, Texans, Cardinals, Packers, or Rams to name a few). In the end, just like your morning coffee, the cream always rises to the top. Props to those of you who drink it black, that’s just not […]

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CFB

Winners and Losers from the CFP National Championship

This game stunk, but there were still a lot of important (and not important) conclusions to be taken from Georgia’s beatdown of the Horned Frogs. Let’s check them out. Winner: Georgia Yeah okay dude…they obviously won the game. Yes, but this beatdown showed more than that. With this game, Georgia has become the gold standard […]

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CFB

Loon’s Must Bet CFB Win Total

Ladies, gentlemen, degenerates, we at Loon HQ have been keeping a large wager away from you guys over fear of the line moving. We wanted to be fair to you guys and make sure that this line was set in stone before we gave it out. For those who don’t follow closely, Loon makes our […]

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Uncategorized

A Golden Era of Minnesota Sports?

2022 has been a promising year so far for Minnesota professional sports. If you haven’t been paying close attention, there’s been many developing stories in the works for what should be a fun year for the Timberwolves, Twins, Vikings, and Wild. Make sure you’re following @LoonStateSports on Twitter to keep up with the latest stories, […]

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Gambling

My Take On PrizePicks

As a degenerate gambler myself, I’m always looking for the next best way to try and make some coin. From what I’ve seen on social media, PrizePicks seems to be exactly what I’m looking for. Before I get too deep into this, there’s probably a few of you wondering what PrizePicks even is, so let […]

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Gambling

The Ride of a Lifetime 

I just had by far the best week of sports betting in my life and it really wasn’t even close. I was seeing the board so clearly, it was truly remarkable. I’ve been betting on sports religiously for the past 3-4 years, week in and week out. I’m a true degenerate. Most weeks the bookie […]

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NFL

A Totally Unbiased Take on Aaron Rodgers

When the word overrated comes up in sports, you might think of these headlines: “Jeter was carried by teams of all-stars”, “LeBron’s title in LA was a Mickey Mouse Championship”, “Michael Jordan’s opponents would be janitors and cops in today’s day and age”. I’m here to deliver you a new one: Aaron Rodgers is one […]

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NFL

Super Wild Card Weekend: Picks and Predictions

The NFL playoffs are here. While it’s sad to watch the final week of the regular season where some of our favorite players and teams end their season, it’s time to turn the page to the teams that have outpaced the others and managed to secure a spot in playoffs. There are some clear cut […]

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NFL

NFL Power Rankings: 7 Weeks in the Books

The first few weeks of the NFL season are meant for overreactions. Some of the teams underperform, other teams blow all expectations out of the water. We’ve now watched seven weeks and teams are starting to show their true colors. Here’s how the 32 teams stack up against each other in my first power rankings […]