Intern Allen

About Intern Allen

St. Olaf alumnus, current University of Miami grad student. I do music and I’m probably smarter than you. I know the Cavender twins and Beau Hossler blocked me.

Chief Editor in Training.


Latest From Intern Allen

  • Winners and Losers from the CFP National Championship

    This game stunk, but there were still a lot of important (and not important) conclusions to be taken from Georgia’s beatdown of the Horned Frogs. Let’s check them out. Winner: Georgia Yeah okay dude…they obviously won the game. Yes, but this beatdown showed more than that. With this game, Georgia has become the gold standard…

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  • The Final Loon: Kansas, LoonMush Reign Supreme

    Last night, the Kansas Jayhawks made history with the largest comeback win in NCAA Tournament Final game history as they beat UNC 72-69 after trailing by 15 at the half. In the Loon bracket competition, LoonMush made a similar comeback after posting a brutal first round score. Before we congratulate Mush or whatever, let’s talk…

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  • The Road To the Final Loon: Second Weekend

    An intense four days of basketball saw heavy favorites go down and Cinderella stories continue but culminated in a Final Four of Blue Blood powerhouses. See which Loon boys are still in the running and which are dead (SlimLoon): 1. Intern Allen – 630 points So I had an absolutely terrible weekend for my bracket…

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  • Road to the Final Loon: Second Round

    It was another round of surprises in the NCAA Tournament and none of the Loon Boys made it through unscathed. See who fell down the board and who moved into Postition A after the first weekend: 1. LoonBeast – 400 points I said in the First Round blog that LoonBeast was primed to make a…

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  • The Road to the Final Loon: First Round

    It’s great to feel like some sort of genius boy by picking all the games right in the First Round of NCAA Tournament, but it isn’t that important who’s ahead after two days. The First Round only really matters when your Champion and Final Four teams get bounced right away. Keep reading to see which…

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  • The Road to The Final Loon Starts Here

    It’s Tourney Time and here at Loon State Sports we’re going to have some fun with it. The boys have made their brackets, solidified their Final Four predictions and picked their upsets. After every round, I’ll be breaking down how each Loon is doing until we crown the smartest in the pond. Stay tuned to…

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  • Fargo Boys Up

    If you weren’t watching golf this afternoon, you should’ve been. If you were watching the Olympics, another Timberwolves W, or—god forbid—the NFL Pro Bowl, you missed a gutsy final round duel between three-time major winner Jordan Spieth and Tom Hoge, a winless 32-year-old beauty-in-a-golf shirt from our own backyard. Also Beau Hossler was there but…

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