Loon Beast

About Beast

North Dakotan by birth, Minnesota sports fan by choice. Self-proclaimed PGA tour gambling specialist. Bud Light enthusiast.

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Latest From Beast

  • Loon Golf: Betting Guide for the Zurich Classic

    Loon Golf: Betting Guide for the Zurich Classic

    The Zurich classic is another one of those special tournaments on tour. They’ll tee it up in New Orleans this week and they’ll join forces with partner of their choosing. Last year, Patrick Cantlay and Xander Schauffele went wire to wire, shooting an impressive 29-under par in route to a 2 stroke win over the…


  • Loon Golf: Fire Up For the Dell Technologies Match Play

    Loon Golf: Fire Up For the Dell Technologies Match Play

    One week after hitting Scottie Scheffler as a winner, the Loon Golf boys almost hit another last week with a near miss on Tommy Fleetwood +2200. We’re knocking on the door, LoonBeast is doing some serious lab work and the test results are coming in extremely hot. There’s no doubt in my mind that we’re…


  • Loon Golf: Locks for the Valspar; Hitting Scheffler +1000 Last Week

    Loon Golf: Locks for the Valspar; Hitting Scheffler +1000 Last Week

    What a week at The Players! Scottie Scheffler ran away with the tournament on Sunday, winning by an impressive margin of 5 strokes over Tyrell Hatton. But more importantly, this marks the first outright win on the year for the brain trust that runs Loon Golf! Beast had Scottie outright at +1000, bringing him just…